Today in Math class I was really bored,

Like,

Really bored,

And you had gone to the office,

I noticed your math book,

Just lying there,

Open,

On your desk,

And while I’m really really sorry,

I have to confess,

I drew pictures of lumberjacks in your math book,

Not only lumberjacks,

But big fluffy poodles,

or a frog in a blender,

Sure enough,

That book is now unreadable,

I just couldn’t help myself,

I was having so much fun,

But when I noticed what I had done,

I put my lunch money in pg. 53,

And I’ll gladly trade books with you,

Because I have to say,

that lumberjack,

Locks really cool.