And people thought Melania Trump’s “limited one-time only” Christmas non-fungible token crypto “cobalt blue eyes” stunt exactly one year ago was tacky?

Well, her husband Donald Trump’s Dec. 15 “major announcement” of his digital delusional svelte “only $99” superhero NFT trading cards trumps even that holiday grift.

These photoshopped delusional heroic renditions of the former president will no doubt be a Yuletide hit with the crowd that made his line of clothing attire one of the only successful business endeavors the five-time entrepreneur has ever affected in his long-running shady business career. Oh, and Mr. Trump’s sales pitch for the bubblegum-less limited offer touts a chance to be invited to his ostentatious golden Palm Beach golf “club.” Whoopee.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Donald conned to me: five NFTs, … four “Melania Visions,” three Rudy Giulianis, two Hunter Biden’s Ron Johnsons … and Steve Bannon in a penitentiary.

Times must be hard for Mr. Trump to stoop to this new nadir of grift and abject narcissism, even for the twice-impeached Don the Con. But stay tuned as even more bizarro stunts on “45’s” part will no doubt be on the horizon as he lawyers up in desperation for the coming new year and its coming indictments.

Jon St. Laurent, Lovell